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[HitomeorJJ]

Ok so here's the thing. Someone starts the topic of the story and everyone pitches in to finish it. You are limited to 5-10 sentences so make them good, aka funny. I would start, but I am having a little bit of writers block this early in the morning.

[KanedaC]

Once upon a time, a man Hank was walking through the forest. He met a squirrel named Ted. Hank asked "What are you doing here?"

[Wassamattawityucca]

Being a squirrel, Ted could not respond, choosing instead to stare at this man for his strange question.

[KanedaC]

Hank got very mad, because he assumed that all squirrels could talk. He tried to decide whether or not to kill the squirrel.

[SupremeSparkleKai]

Ted however, could read minds, and could tell what Hank was thinking. Before Hank could do anything, Ted jumped on his head.

[KanedaC]

Ted then began to devour the brain of Hank, and began to control Hank from within. Now Hank was a man-squirrel.

[SupremeSparkleKai]

Genie walked down the street to go to the market. She was one of Hank's current lovers and she spotted him forty yards away. Hurriedly she ran over to speak with him. "Hello Hank!"

[KanedaC]

The man-squirrel Tenk, took out a knife and stabbed Genie in the leg. Too bad Genie was a trained Marine, because she started to open a can of whoop ass on him.

[SupremeSparkleKai]

Tenk was getting beat up by Genie and it hurt! He proceeded to let out a high pitched squirk which summoned all the squirrels in the current area! The squirrels came and attacked Genie. She tried to rip them off as they gnawed on her purple flesh.

[KanedaC]

The squirrels thought "Why the fuck is her skin purple?!" and then decided she was probably infected with some terrible disease. They ran off, leaving Tenk alone. Well, as alone a man-squirrel could be.

[SupremeSparkleKai]

Cut and bleeding red Genie stood up and looked at Tenk. "What is going on?! Why did you stab me?!" Genie continued whining in her high pitched girly voice. Tenk just looked at her and cocked his head to the right. "IS IT BECAUSE I'M PURPLE??!! YOU SAID THAT DIDN'T MATTER! YOU WANTED THE RAINBOW! YOU CALLED ME SKITTLES!!"

[KanedaC]

Tenk said "Shut up you silly bitch! I was only kidding! I love you!"

He was really just trying to get in her pants.

[SupremeSparkleKai]

"Did you just call me a bitch?!" She had responded, but then to "I love you" she giggled with glee. Being gleeful reminded her that Glee was on later that night. Because of her passion for the teacher and Puck she burst out into Don't Stop Believin'.

[KanedaC]

Tenk wasn't amused with the Glee song. He took out his gun and shot her in the head.

Multiple times.

[Wassamattawityucca]

Hm...shame they did not bother to get that purple skin disease checked, because if they had they would have discoverd that Genie was infected with aleriochlomerosis, a disease which caused mutant-alien babies to grow within the recesses of her brain.

With a hole now conveniently in her brain, they made their escape, latcing on the the squirrel-man's head and sucking out his brains.

[SupremeSparkleKai]

There were five of them. Their names were James, Markoter, Dragofinmorphpants, Donna, and 998xD. They were all pink. As they started sucking out his brains, they started to grow. They would only ever grow as tall as 5' 8" though. Also, as they ate the brain, they all gathered pieces of knowledge.

[KanedaC]

Too bad the brains he had were already eaten by the squirrel, so the alien babies were killed on site when they entered his head.

[SupremeSparkleKai]

(By the squirrel?)

[KanedaC]

(Yes)

[SupremeSparkleKai]

Because Ted had gotten their green blood inside him, they started to mutate there as well. As they mutated, they reformed, this time taking on squirrel DNA into their own mutant DNA. This caused them to explode out of Ted's stomach because they grew to the size of a house cat.

[Jiroshi]

The squirrel man, whos brains who have now been eaten, was now being controlled by the aliens. These aliens have now gone on a silent rampage having sexual relations with anyone and anything spreading their virus which has turned into what we know today as AIDS.

[Jiroshi]

wait it sorta fits. but i thought they were in teds body. darn

[KanedaC]

AIDS has since spread around the world and has been received as the most loved disease ever.

THE END

Someone start a new story.

[Wassamattawityucca]

"No one loves me!" Thought Jenny, the squishy chunk of undersea jelly blob.

Deciding to remidy this problem, Jenny went on land to find a lover.

[KanedaC]

"I'll go on land!" she stupidly thought. "On land, EVERYONE is loved! "

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